The Gendou and Gio mobile swerves out of the oncoming traffic and lands offroad in a little mudpit.

Gendou: Ughh... why didn't you warn me sooner, you dolt! *bonks Gio on the head*
Giovanni: Watch the hair, please :_: ... where are we?
Mud: *bubbles, ooze*
Gendou: I don't know, I don't have my map with me...
Mud: *urp*
Giovanni: Gendou I really said we should have stopped at the restrooom at The Lab, I mean you are making some funny noises!
Gendou: I'm not making any noises Giovanni... T_T;
Giovanni: *_*;; Uh...
Mud: *rises up into a form of a bunch of girls looking like Rei* Gendou... Gendou...
Gendou: damn! I knew this would come back to haunt me someday!
Reis: Gendoooooooooooooooou *menace*
Giovanni: You didn't tell me you knew this harem of muddy...little girls O_o;;;
Gendou: Well when you cover things up, you don't expect them to come back and attack you in a random puddle of mud, do you? 6_6
Giovanni: *shrug* I wouldn't know, I get my minions to cover things up for me
Gendou: *rolls eyes* and we all know how productive your minions are ...!

--- Back at Team Rocket HQ

Jessie: *slumped over chair* No, for the last time I don't have a five of hearts - GO FISH!!!
James: *fishes* Maybe we should actually ... err... do something
Meowth: Jimmy, you got a two of spades?
James: O_O Don't call me that, and stop rubbing yourself on my leg! *trademark dub squeal*
Jessie: *watches as her companions start attacking each other* Help me lord ....anyone got a king of clubs?
Persian: *over the loudspeaker* mrweeeeeeoooww! meow! purrhiss!
Jessie: Uh oh *tosses cards down*
James: *whine* What did we do?? *looks guilty, hides cards*
Meowth: *rolls eyes* Relaz, he just wanted a cheeseburger...

--- Meanwhile Gendou and Giovanni and tied up on a stake with a firepit underneath them. The mud clones are swarming.

Clone 1: Gendou Ikariii... this is our repayment for you trucking us off to this unsufferable fate!
Gendou: Well you know times were hard and we didn't have enough money for a janitor --- ahgh!
Clone 2: *sticks an apple in his mouth*
Clone1: *switches on a lighter* You will be sooorrryyy!
Giovanni: Hey, where'd you get that lighter?
Clone 1: From the 7-11 down the road, they carry the best!
Giovanni: Oh thanks for the tip! ;D
Clone 1: You're welcome! ;D Be sure to check out the... hey!!!
Gendou: Giovanni why don't you distract them?
Giovanni: hmmph! I saw the Lion King and I know you'll make me dress in drag and do the hula
Gendou: I didn't sa-- O_O YOU SAW THE LION KING?
Clone 2: Gendooooooooou forget the lion king............ we.....want........revenge
Gendou: Take him, spare me!
Giovanni: it wasn't my fault he dumped you crazy naked girls out here!
Clone 1: True, hmm, hey #2 - why don't we spare ugly here?
Giovanni: UGLY?! :_: you girls are too cruel!!
Clone 2: it's a living *menace*
Gendou: Maybe we should just run for it...!
Giovanni: Yeah *they start running*

*suddenly Gendou & Giovanni are caught in a headlight high-beam*

Akio: *steps out of Akio car* well well, we meet again...!
Giovanni: aaaaaaah! sleazy car man!
Gendou: -_- he's called Akio
Giovanni: Oh yeah, I saw the episode where he kissed that girl on th--
Gendou: that's EVERY episode he's in *rolls eyes*
Akio: You guys are in so much trouble! I'm -so- going to show you the ends of the-- OOOH! BABES! *runs towards rei-clones*
Clone 1: aaaaah! don't touch me!
Clone 2: you're worse than Gendou!
Gendou: *leans over and whispers* Now it's time to make our get away!
Giovanni: wait, I want to watch wh--
Gendou: T_T No, No you don't! *grabs Giovanni and makes a run for it*

meanwhile, at "The Lab - scientific base & whorehouse" -----

Naoko: You know you are really important to me, don't you Ritsuko?
Ritsuko: Of course XD You're the best mother anyone could have anyway ^^
Naoko: *hugs her daughter* *whisper* You do know I should be dead, right?
Ritsuko: Oh me too, but what are you gonna do? *shrug*

*front door to lab crashes open*

Gendou: Helloooooooooooo!
Naoko: o_o;
Ritsuko: o_O;
Giovanni: What? It's the shorts, isn't it? >_<;;; *weep*
Naoko: Gendou! I wasn't expecting you back so soon ... at The Lab! O_O;
Ritsuko: (mutter) Uh oh! Let me cancel Shinji's "test" today *scuttles off after pinching Gendou's bum*
Gendou: o_O;;
Giovanni: Ummmm.. *takes off his coat* Is this The Lab?? The hottest dance club slash laboratory in the world?!!!
Gendou: Umm.. yeah. o_O Want a drink? XD
Naoko: *slides in front of him* Hello Gendou ;DD
Giovanni: Can you slide up to me too? @D
Naoko: -_-; Gendou, what's with Rain Man here?
Gendou: Oh he's Giovanni, major Pokemon crime boss - Remember that episode where--
Naoko: Oh THAT Giovanni! hoho! *pinches his cheek* You were wearing the cutest hawaiian shirt and...
Giovanni: Why is it everyone has only seen that episode? *moan*
Ritsuko: *runs back in* Shinji's hehe... "test" wasn't even on today, my mistake, he has that big dance championship!
Gendou: dance? my son? eee! *faints*
Naoko: *shrug* He can't even remember his name half the time and yet he is stunned that Shinji is a dancer. Meh *lights a cigarette, pinches his bum*
Giovanni: o_o;
Ritsuko: *whispers to Naoko*
Naoko: O_O!! You're kidding! Hurry! I'm sure Gendou would love to see it ;D
Ritsuko: *hauls the fainted Gendou and leads Giovanni over to a table next to the stage*
Naoko: *crawls up on stage and looks out at the crowd of lab-coated dancers* AND NOW.. presenting... sponsered by your friendly NERV branch.... *throws arms up* TOKYO 3 DANCE COMPETITIONNNN!
Gendou: *wakes up* fiznitt... mwaarrr.... huh? Where am I?!! O_O *watches as Shinji and Kaworu can-can their way on stage*

on the dance floor -----

Shinji: *dances* hey, Kaworu...cha cha cha...
Kaworu: *leads* yes Shinji? cha cha cha...
Shinji: Uh....cha cha cha... I think that's my father up there yelling profanities and attacking scientists....cha cha cha...
Kaworu: O_O; Shinji, have I ever told you that your family is screwed up? cha cha cha...

in the audience -----

Giovanni: Calm down Gendou, I think he looks nice in that dress :D
Ritsuko: Yeah, I agree with hawaiian shirt man *grapples with angry Gendou* Shinji has a nice figure ;-)
Gendou: @#$%! %$#@! XO
Naoko: You know Ritsuko-dear, maybe we should have given these tickets to people who could use them...
Giovanni: Should his face be turning that colour? O_o;
Gendou: *passes out*
Ritsuko: Probably not *shrugs* Anyone want popcorn XD ? *leans over with bucket of popcorn, stuns Giovanni with very low cut 'lab coat'*
Giovanni: *snarfs popcorn and watches* What a good show!
Ritsuko: *pinches Gio's arm* ;D ;D ;D
Giovanni: ... Is something in your eye? you keep winking! *_*;
Ritsuko: @_@;; ugh... give me that popcorn you popcorn hog! *grabs it, it flies everywhere*
Naoko: NOOO! Not into the hydrodioxide flytoflourine formula! *watches as a popcorn kernel flies into a test tube and emits a little explosion, clearing the room* Good job Ritsuko! @_@ I wonder HOW you got into NERV with manners like THAT! *scoff*
Ritsuko: Only Gendou knows... >D I need some loving! *glomps Giovanni* XDDD
Giovanni: AHH! away you crazed woman! *drags Gendou around and tries to get him out*
Gendou: =_= pika...

back on the dance floor -----

Shinji: I think we should stop kicking our legs now Kaworu! cha cha cha! *can-can kicks*
Kaworu: Oh ... I guess so. *stops*

the parking lot -----

Giovanni: *slams door* Gendou! Wake up!
Gendou: Where am I ?_?
Giovanni: Back in the car! *points to the car* see? Come on! we have to get out of here! Those crazy women of yours are trying to get us, and I think one of them has an eye disease! :O
Gendou: *takes off glasses and chews on them* my son... is... a dancer...
Giovanni: Yeah, he is, you should probably get over that before those two catch us - *points to lusting Naoko & Ritsuko who are steadily approaching the car*
Naoko: Gendou! Come on lets be one XD XD
Ritsuko: ;D ;D ;D You and your spunky friend both *drools*
Gendou: O_O; *suddenly has the power to start the car and speed away from 'The Lab'*
Giovanni: *slips some 'REVIVE' potion back into his PoKeGeAr bag* %D he he!

gendou and giovanni speed away from naoko & ritsuko's clutches ... for now ...

Naoko & Ritsuko: *evil laugh*
Ritsuko: I still love you Gendou, touch my bum %D
Naoko: Mine first, dammit >_<;;; *they start shoving*
Ritsuko: HMPH! *crosses arms*
Naoko: Double HMPH! *turns the other way*
Ritsuko & Naoko: HMMMMMMMMMMMMPH!

later on an empty highway -----

Ako: *holding flag in between the two cars*
Bko: does this remind anyone of that movie Grease?
Giovanni: oooh! can I be Olivia Newton John? What's her name.... Sandie? %D
Gendou: *thwaps him* no! we have to think seriously, I'm not losing to a creepy playboy and his shadow-harem!
Cko: hey, we have names >_<;
Gendou: Whatever...!
Akio: Are you ready? *turns on akio car theme* %D
Ako: Ready...!
Giovanni: Um Gendou, are you sure about this??
Gendou: Trust me!
Ako: Set!!
Akio: Oh yeah baby ;D
Ako: GO!!!!
*the cars take off in a cloud of dust*

meanwhile, back at team rocket HQ ------

Jessie: *sips glass of wine* so, do you come here often Persian?
Persian: mrowwwwwwwwl ^_~ (translation - yes you idiot, this is my office!)
Jessie: oh Persian *fake giggle* will you ever learn? @D

outside persian's office -----

James: well, can you hear anything????
Meowth: they aren't doing anything interesting, if dat's what you mean!
Shippers: *appear from nowhere* JAMES! GO IN THERE AND KISS JESSIE! DOOOOOOOON'T LET PERSIAN GET HER! EEEEEEE!
James: @_@; do I know you??
Shippers: *menace* dooo~ooo it!
James: *looks scared* ..... '_';;;

meanwhile, somwhere in tokyo3 -----

Shinji: *sews* I need this dress ready by tomorrow, for the big recital!
Kaworu: *eats apple and drapes himself over shinji* oooh, shouldn't your father be here to cause some angst?
Shinji: hmmph! he's probably off doing paperwork and trying to evolve the human race again... *sigh*
Kaworu: hmm, I guess you get that sometimes o_o;

back at the drag race -----

Akio: go baby, go! *steps on gas and strokes steering wheel*
Gendou: *trying to catch up with him* is it just me, or should what he is doing to that car be illegal?
Giovanni: ew! I'm eating!!
Gendou: no you aren't!
Giovanni: uh... uh.. *whistles* ^^;;;;
Giovanni: Oh Gendou, step on it! *girly squeal*
Gendou: o_O; Ummm... I'm trying! *slams foot down, they speed past Akio*
Akio: Oh yes, I love you my precious red car... *stroke* ... O_O Hey! *coughs in the dust left behind by G and G*
Gendou: Yes! Passed him! *eye glint* XD
Giovanni: Um... he's shaking his fist and heading his car right at us. Should we be worried?
Gendou: aaaah! *twitch* he can't wreck this car! I don't want you fixing it again!
Giovanni: *hurt* what are you trying to say, gendou? :_:
Gendou: oh don't pull that face :P *looks in rear view mirror, sees glaring Akio*
Akio: hmmph! You guys are mean *stops car* :_:

meanwhile, back at team rocket HQ ------

James: *sips coffee, which has been changed to 'warm milk' because we don't want to taint the kiddies watching this dub....* so, what, you've been trying to get us together for years??
Shippers: *all sip 'warm milk'* yes, infact, we dedicate our lives to getting you two together -- we call it 'rocketshipping'
Meowth: *stifles laugh* oh that's retarded - you people need lives!!! ha ha!
James: *chortle* I must say I'm with Meowth on this one! Besides, haven't you guys noticed? Jessie is a slut and I'm the gayest thing since!
Shippers: well, we tend to ignore things that are blatantly obvious
Random Shipper: logic plays no part in shipping! wheee! %D
James: *whispers to meowth* are you sure we should be talking to them?
Meowth: why not, this one is funny XD *points to random james x jessie x persian shipper*
Outsider Shipper: what? *whine*

meanwhile, in editing suite ------

Editor Dude: *sips warm milk* Ewww... *turns to look at director* Dude, cut this scene from pokemon! No kids can see them drinking 'warm milk'! Otherwise they'll all follow us like a bunch of lemmings!
Dirctor: All right! Cut it!

----- THE PREVIOUS SCENE YOU HAVE SEEN IS NOW CLASSIFIED AS TOP SECRET. WE RESUME OUR DAILY BROADCASTING...

Giovanni: VROOOM! VROOOOM!!!!
Gendou: Umm... we've stopped now!
Giovanni: SCREEECH! Bam! *throws his arms up, notices Akio walking to the car and stops* ^^;;
Akio: You guys are so mean ;_; You sped up and left me behind ! wah!
Gendou: weren't we racing though? the whole point is for one of us to beat the other!
Akio: actually...
Giovanni: *whispers to gendou* why don't we just speed off while he is thinking?
Gendou: wow! a good plan you have there Giovanni :D
Giovanni: thanks! :D
Gendou: *speeds off* so tell me, Giovanni, why is it your gang can't even catch a ratty yellow electric thing?
Akio: *yells profanities at our heros*
Giovanni: -_-; well, it is just... umm.... impossible to catch that certain Pikachu..... TOTALLY impossible!!!

back at team rocket HQ ----------

Jessie: *eats*
James: *eats*
Meowth: *eats* say, this is good Persian!
Random Dan'in: yeah! let's all bow to Persian %D
*they all bow*
James: so, Persian what IS this?
Persian: mrowwwwwwwwwwl (translation - guess: it goes pika pika @D)
Entire Team Rocket: O_O; *all run to bathroom*

5 minutes later, team rocket base -----

Jessie: *returns 5 minutes later with pikachu* wow, we actually caught it!
James: and we threw the kids in a river! mwahahahaha! ~ they drowned! ~ XD
Meowth: I think a change in leadership is just what we needed, persian, you are amazing!
All Three: long live Persian!!! XD
Persian: *flattered* @D
Shippers: *jump out of nowhere* Now JESSIE AND JAMES MUST KISS!!!!
Odd Shipper Out of the Bunch: And Persian too!
Shippers: O_____o;

meanwhile, back in the car -----

Giovanni: *shudders suddenly*
Gendou: what's wrong?
Giovanni: I had a sudden bad feeling....

in the team rocket caffeteria -----

Jessie: *opens can of soda* wow! Persian fixed the soda machine too!
James: really, is there anything he can't do?
Meowth: When Giovanni was in charge we were lucky to get any health benefits at all...
James: ... *squeals annoyingly* and now we have life and health insurance!
Jessie: man, and he is a spunk too! XD~
James & Meowth: o_O;;;
Jessie: did I say that or think it?
James & Meowth: uh... we have to go now... *they scamper off to the new team rocket lounge*

back in the car, again -----

Giovanni: *checks his watch* Are we there yet...?
Gendou: We aren't GOING anywhere. Just on the open road... *runs a hand through his hair, trying to look 70's anime dramatic*
Giovanni: ... o_O I just have a weird feeling.
Gendou: Well drown all your sorrows in a shotglass! *pulls into a restaurant conveinietly located at the side of the road*

sign reads "MCHOOKER'S TRUCK STOP"

Giovanni: oooh! a family resteraunt *skips merrily in*
Gendou: *slaps forehead and wraps himself in cape* iiiiidiot :/
Gendou: Hang on...hmmm *looks at car* You know I parked the car kind of funny... *hangs his cape up* I might have scraped this red corvette...
Giovanni: Well at least you're insured right?
Gendou: ....... r-ight. Uh... what's the special?
Giovanni: Hey look at that guy, he's staring at you funny ;P
Gendou: *squint* I can't see him, these weird shadows are covering him...
Giovanni: Those are the shadow girls!!! Didn't you ever watch Utena?!?! *prentends to pull swords from himself*

*out of the shadow(girls) comes a figure*

Ako: Get the cheesy Akio Car music ready!
Bko: done! *turns on sleazy akio car theme*
Gendou: *observes* this is so much like my college years it is scary... *shudder*
Giovanni: .... *cower* mommy...!

*shadowy figure towers over them*

Akio: YOU DINTED THE CAR! THE...THE... *passes out* *comes to after Cko pounces on him* .... NOW how do you propose I show babes the ends of the world, huh? HUH?
Giovanni: uh...uh..... '_';;;
Gendou: Hey! I did NOT mean to dent your ugly boat--
Akio: MY WHAT?!?! Don't call my BABY an ugly boat! T_T
Gendou: >_>;;; Well, errr... you might want to get the interior washed .. O_O;
Giovanni: >_> I'm out of here! *attempted run*
Akio: *glare at Gendou, little sparks fly* AND your little Hawaiian shirted friend stays!
Giovanni: *stops dead* ;_; awww...
Akio: We'll battle this one out!
Giovanni: B-but I left my pokeballs at home!!! *sob*
Akio: O_o; Puh-leze. Pokemon? I have a better idea.... -----!!!
Gendou: WHAT? *shout*
Sleazy Akio Theme: *blare blare blare* wank wank wank!
Akio: CUT IT ALREADY! T_T;;;
Bko: ._.; *stops tape*

dun dun dun dun.....!

Akio: A DRAG RACE!

Gendou: Ok.. I've layed it out. No more sitting around. I am tired of sitting up in my room watching screens. That's half the reason I wear glasses. *pushes them up*
Giovanni: What? What's the other half?
Gendou: *ignore* We're going on a roadtrip!
Giovanni: OUT IN BROAD DAYLIGHT?!? *shudder*
Gendou: OF course!!! Besides.. I'd like to get a tan. ;D
----

Giovanni: *packs bag* should I bring my orange suit?
Gendou: NO! *screams, pushes up glasses and tosses Giovanni's suit out the window*
Giovanni: my mommy gave me that! how could you??
Gendou: do you want me to answer that? ~_~
Giovanni: come to think of it, no... *keeps packing, edges away from gendou*
Gendou: Okay. Looks like we're all set. *throws a few cases of extra glasses in and some suntan lotion*
Giovanni: *hovers over his drawer* I don't know what to bring!!! *holds up a few tropical patterned shirts* I borrowed these from James but uhh... they don't fit.
Gendou: o_O; Well just bring something, you had that outfit with the shorts and stuff. I saw that episode.
---

Giovanni: *whines* Can I bring my cat? *holds up massive persian right in gendou's face*
Gendou: ick! no! *shoves the persian out of the way* that cat scares the living hell out of me!
Persian: hiss! mrowl! (translation - death to the four-eyed neglectful father!)
Giovanni: Persian you will do no such thing! *shoves it too* Wait here until we come back!
Gendou: :P

<- AND SO IT BEGAN...!